Dogs that are having a worse hair day than you are.
Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice.
fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over
Also good for the kids. They encourage having slow readers read to the family pets. A dog will listen to a kid read a whole book one damn sssyl-la——-ble at a time, and it will never get frustrated, or correct their pronunciation, or start playing Angry Bird because it can’t stand listening to the slowness any more. The dog will look at the kid approvingly, because, human. Human is talking. Human is interacting.
So this is a great win-win.
i am a 26 year old man and this almost made me cry
yeah, I teared up.
Shhh the baby is sleeping
Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the moment
and you dont want to do that ._.
salmon is for desire
what am I looking at
I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore
the opposite of Alf in a tub
He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.
HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD
SHEEP HAD A PRETTY FACE,
BUT HER HERD WAS OFF IN SPACE
You actually got it? I was just kidding about the leg, I just thought it’d be funny!