best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out
i think you need a nap satan
Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?
"It should be us up there and you know it."
*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry
its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
--E.E. Cummings (via angel-in-paradise)
You’re my weak spot.
--3 a.m. thoughts #44 (via hisworkofart)
never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe."
It really does
YOU JUST HEARD OF IT